1. Is there any purple?
2. What can I do instead?
Bask in the glory of the notpurple
3. But wait.... no purple?
4. Are there any neat notpurple goodies?
There sure are! Check out our affinity page.
5. Where can I find the purple?
You're currently on notpurple.com; I'm sure that you can extrapolate where the enemy resides.