1. Is there any purple?

No.

2. What can I do instead?

Bask in the glory of the notpurple

3. But wait.... no purple?

Evidently not.

4. Are there any neat notpurple goodies?

There sure are! Check out our affinity page.

5. Where can I find the purple?

You're currently on notpurple.com; I'm sure that you can extrapolate where the enemy resides.